It's been an unusually dull and hot summer. My serotonin levels have been more erratic than that one ape at the zoo. I attribute all this to my annual "re-awakening" (in which I find myself literally and figuratively unchanged since the year prior which triggers a shame spiral) but surely some of my malaise can be traced to the current state of the art world. The most interesting submission I have received of late is an absolute soul-crusher. See for yourself.
Animal Parabe? Oh, the banality! And why is the third beast from the left a Knight's shield? This "work" is not worthy of review. Even I can't spin gold from dull pencil shavings. Save me, dear readers, submit work worthy of my time. Do it now. Send it to email@example.com