BOOB ALIEN, L, Nashville, crayons on parchment

It’s no surprise that after spending their first 12 months attached to mother’s breasts, that – oh by the way serve as their only source of nourishment -- children form a bit of a bond with the human milk delivery truck. But it is surprising to see one turn on the round cows like Nashville’s trickster, L. Make no mistake, disguise it as you will, L, with three blue eyes, rainbow spiky hair and a whispy moustache, that gaping pink ‘mouth’ is a dead-on areola. Added up, it is indeed a horrifying BOOB ALIEN. The only question left unanswered is this: what turned L so violently against her longtime companion? Was it lactose intolerance? Only L knows.